Saturday, October 6, 2007

Advice to Smokers

When I am asked, the advice I give to smokers is this: "As a physician I can tell you that if you smoke you will probably die of heart disease or cancer. If you don't smoke you will probably die of heart disease or cancer, but usually some years later. During the extra time non-smoking gives you, you may develop the infirmities, disabilities, illnesses, and aches and pains which go along with old age, and then die. My overall recommendation is not to smoke, however, because it really does increase the risk of dying from emphysema which is a very unpleasant way to die. As a taxpayer, however, I applaud your decision to smoke since you will probably be much less of a financial burden to taxpayers because you will die sooner. You might even be a financial asset to them if you time it right." Robert A Da Prato, physician

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I can't understand Dr.Da Prato's views...

So we should die younger in older to avoid old age (and all the problems associated with it) ?

Actually, even adulthood isn't the best of times ! Stress, responsibilities, so maybe we should smoke more, to avoid that too.

And adolescence, too. No-one has a nice time during adolescence. Not to mention childhood, and its huge problems !!! So let's get newborns to smoke, to relieve them of all that pointless 'life' trouble, is this right Dr.Da Prato ?

:-P :-P :-P